Shower Curtain Rod: 7; Your Future Wife: 2
Dear Future Husband:
Yes. That loud crash you would have heard this morning (you know – if we’d already met & married) was the shower curtain rod falling in the master bathroom.
Now – you should know that there are friends out there that remind me a lot that I’m freakishly smart. I am actually rather handy around the house. (Single girls have to learn a few skills, sometimes, you know?)
But this particular shower curtain rod has become my kryptonite. I’ve re-positioned it a few times, adjusted (and I thought, locked) the tension rod… and yet it keeps falling.
The good news I suppose is that I’ve managed to not let it hit me on the noggin these last few times. (I’ve not always been so lucky, but – I’ll take my little victories where I can).
Get here quick & fix this dang thing for me, OK? I promise I’ll stop reminding you –
PS You’re Late.